I'm Just A Dense, Thicc Bitch

[I'm Just A Dense, Thicc Bitch]

[nemfrog]

Gloves worn by sightless deaf people that allow them to communicate. Talking gloves for the deaf and blind; their value to men injured in the present war. 1917. 

[rubacava]

[start ID: an old grainy black picture of two hands wearing white gloves. the palm of the right glove is labelled “yes” and the palm of the right is labelled “no”. the knuckles of the right hand are labelled, from right to left, with the first half of the alphabet and the knuckles of the left hand, from left to right, are labelled with the second half of the alphabet. the tips of the right fingers are labelled 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 and the tips of the left hand are labelled 6, 7, 8, 9, 0. end ID.]

[I'm Just A Dense, Thicc Bitch]

[circusworms]

[psychoticrambling]

all i can think of is justin timberlake with ramen hair

[circusworms]

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[I'm Just A Dense, Thicc Bitch]

[pwapboi]

centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.

[wallcrawler-exmachina]

Oh. This. I don’t like this.

[wickedwitchshaming]

#not enough distinct body parts#insects have three#arachnids on the other hand have two#therefore i propose that centaurs are actually spiders hiding a pair of legs somewhere

this is worse

jade how did you manage to make this worse

[necromatador]

But centaurs DO have 3 body parts.  Insects have head, thorax, and abdomen.  Centaurs have a head, a human “thorax”, and a horse “abdomen”.

Instead I propose that insects are arthropod centaurs.

[digital-umbras]

“BEHOLD A CENTAUR”

- Diogenes throwing a fucking ant on the ground

[pwapboi]

this is why we stopped inviting diogenes to these things

[anaisnein]

sir that’s my emotional support category structure

[I'm Just A Dense, Thicc Bitch]

[stilesisbiles]

Who’s ready to be MORE QUEER in 2019?

[I'm Just A Dense, Thicc Bitch]

[skarchomp]

one of the millions of things i liked about spider-verse was that not only did all the female characters look different from each other, they gave mary jane her classic dimples and square chin, which might not seem like a big deal but you’d be surprised how much tiny details like those can make women in comic books look distinct

[skarchomp]

also seriously it feels like some animated films are pushing it to have two female characters who look even slightly different so i appreciate that spider-verse made sure every woman in it looked distinct from each other

[violettherainwing]

[I'm Just A Dense, Thicc Bitch]

[pelkoja]

“but if everyone had food, it would ruin the market!” maybe the point is the fact that it would ruin the market is a fact that your system has some flaws… perhaps.

[pelkoja]

same applies to raising the minimum wage, like if people getting paid better for their labor means your system collapses maybe it wasn’t built to be sustained 🤔

[I'm Just A Dense, Thicc Bitch]

[starllex]

when something bad happens to someone you dont like and you have to pretend you’re sad but on the inside you’re like 

[I'm Just A Dense, Thicc Bitch]

[irresponsible-black-unicorn]

*looks at balloon touching ceiling*

Me: “… Where’d that come from? Why has no one gotten it down?”

Coworker: “no one has been tall enough to reach it or been able to jump high enough to get it”

Me: *balances desire for the Balloon versus perpetuating the black stereotype that I can jump really high"

[221bcecil]

But did you get the balloon?

[irresponsible-black-unicorn]

… Yes

[augustdementhe]

Excellent work, brother.